JANUARY 6–In a bizarre incident that will surely lead to litigation (or an out-of-court settlement), a skier at Colorado’s ritzy Vail resort was left dangling upside down and pants-less from a chairlift last Thursday morning. The January 1 mishap apparently occurred after the male skier, 48, and a child boarded a high-speed lift in Vail’s Blue Sky Basin.

“Dad, your dicks as big as mine, and I’m 7?!”

Hahahaha, I wonder how much settlement money you get for hanging off a ski lift with your asshole out?

Omg, this is too hilarious!